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46 degrees prefecture trip, in!
Hokkaido!
Okay!
I just arrived at
Hokkaido Shinchitose Airport!
Yeah!
Look!
It's Shinchitose Airport!
I wonder if my partner, Mushi-san, is still not here yet.
It's a different plane, right?
I'm from Tokyo,
and Mushi-san is from Osaka?
I'm waiting for Mushi-san,
but I couldn't get in touch with her.
It's 10:14 now.
She said she'd be here by 10,
Mushi-san.
I wonder if the plane is late or something.
I went outside for a bit,
and it's still cold!
Mushi-san doesn't really come.
I don't think so.
I want to believe that.
Mushi-san's LINE message is back.
Finally.
I'm here.
Where are you?
Where are you, Mushi-san?
I'm waiting for you at Shinchitose Airport.
I see.
Where are you now?
I'm now at Osaka Motel.
Osaka, Osaka, Osaka...
I'm now at Osaka Motel.
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
Can you say it one more time?
That day...
The three of us in Osaka...
What!?
We had coffee at 8am...
And wrote it down at 9.45am.
It's not 9am.
I saw it too.
It was 9.50am.
Oh my god.
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
Wait a minute. I'm really sorry.
I'm really calm now.
I'm more excited now.
Really?
Maybe you were really excited.
No, I was really drunk.
Oh, you drank a lot yesterday.
That's right.
Oh, I see.
Well, it can't be helped.
I'm really, really sorry.
Okay.
You bastard!
You fucking glasses!
I'm sorry.
I'll treat you to dinner and a nightcap.
I did it!
I'm not going anymore.
Um...
I'm really sorry, but please start drinking first.
Thank you very much.
Northern Horse Park!
I'm at Northern Horse Park now.
In other words, Horse Farm!
There's a lot of jockeys and bamboos.
I wonder what they're thinking.
They look like they just came out of a pachinko party.
There's a lot of jockeys.
There's one over there too!
At night, these jockeys will be lit up
and they'll start dancing around.
I think this is like,
if an athletic club member comes here and...
Like this...
Like this!
They'll practice zig-zagging like this.
That's how crazy it is here.
I don't care about the jockeys right now.
I want to see the horses.
I wonder why there's a tennis court.
Horses and tennis? Horses and tennis?
Jockeys and tennis?
Anyway, this farm is too big.
It's too big, so I want to go somewhere special.
They're playing basketball too, jockeys!
Jockeys!
The world view is amazing.
Is it Nausicaa?
The wind is blowing this curry leaf.
Shaka, shaka, shaka, shaka, shaka.
This is a natural maracas.
Wow, I said something really good.
Am I Shii Takeo?
Look!
It's a dog!
Look at it!
You are familiar with the name "Sherry Mei-chan", aren't you?
"Sherry Mei-chan" is like Daffy's girlfriend in Disney movies.
She has a big rival.
She makes me feel like I'm the owner of the bar.
This white one is "Toukai Teio".
It's a good name.
"Bayukaiser".
Huh? Is it "Nekafe"?
Is it "Nekafe" who sleeps in a flooring type?
This "paddock" is like a dump.
I want to live like this.
I'm doing YouTube because I want to live like this.
My dream is like this.
Thank you.
This stick is amazing.
It doesn't work like that.
No.
What does it work like?
"Yogaku".
First of all, I love you.
You have "Tsurizao".
Why do you have "Tsurizao"?
Oh, my God!
Are you okay, "Kyatao-san"?
I'm fine.
I understood the meaning of the word "kizoi".
I see.
This is my favorite "kaohame panel".
"Hametai, hametai".
"Kaohane panel".
It's difficult.
This farm was very fun.
I noticed that I was hungry very soon.
It's not such a waste to be hungry in Hokkaido.
Now I'm going to Otaru, Sapporo area.
I'd like to eat around there.
This time, I don't decide what to eat.
I'd like to go with the style of eating everything I find and want to eat.
I found something like this in the car on the way to Sapporo.
The whole market in Hokkaido is hot.
I found it!
This is it!
I have to come here.
I found it!
Itadakimasu!
It's good! It's good!
It sounds like a dolphin.
I'm going to eat it all.
Thank you. Thank you.
What is this?
Thank you for the meal.
I don't remember when I entered the zone and ate it at all.
It was very delicious.
I arrived at Otaro.
I went to a souvenir shop and a restaurant.
Here it is.
Shrimp, keema, curry bread.
Super strawberry gelato.
Speaking of Hokkaido, soup curry is famous.
This curry bread is said to be a curry bread made seriously by the soup curry shop.
It's good. It's very good.
It has a lot of sasakure strawberries.
But are there a lot of sasakure strawberries originally?
There are a lot of things like sunegei.
This strawberry is a good proof of sunegei.
There are a lot of sunegei and kakusen.
If you shake kakusen and do it like this, you can get it like this.
If you roll it up and make it like a pizza, Italians will be surprised and say, "Wow, you can make pizza."
I'm sure it's not good.
There are a lot of Chinese tourists in Hokkaido.
Seeing this with the mind that there are a lot of Chinese people, you may think it's a Chinese mafia.
I'm a little mafia today.
I heard it's a little cold, so I thought I'd wear something a little warm, and I became a mafia.
Now, I'm out in the field of Otaru.
Is it like "the otaru" here?
There's an unga on the other side, and there's a building-like building and an art museum on this side.
I found a very nostalgic character.
It's pajamas.
Right? Pajama-kkori.
Look, he's wearing pajamas.
He's wearing pajamas and trying to drink makkori.
Makkori is a Korean drink, right?
Pajama-kkori.
Otaru de makkori.
Pajama is mokkori.
Pajama is mokkori, right?
Then it's pajama-kkori, right?
What's with you?
You look like Marilyn Monroe.
It's Mari-mokkori, right?
Then it's pajama-kkori.
It's a face-revealing panel, but it doesn't make you show your face.
Yeah.
It's like...
It's completely caught.
Okay, so we've arrived in Venice.
It's crazy.
I'd like to go to the Venice Museum.
While being in Hokkaido, you can enjoy the atmosphere of Venice.
Okay, so we've come out of the Venice Museum.
It wasn't as fun as I thought it would be.
I didn't buy anything.
It wasn't as fun as I thought it would be.
Yeah.
Coming all the way to Hokkaido,
I didn't think I needed to buy a souvenir from Venice.
There were a lot of masks on sale.
There was a bird's beak-like,
festoon-like mask inside.
It was about 50,000 yen.
I didn't think anyone would buy it.
It's me! It's me! It's me!
Why did I buy this?
Hey, I like it.
It doesn't look like me at all, does it?
Yeah.
I also bought a light blue necklace.
It's nice, isn't it?
So...
What is this?!
Stretchman!
I bought an "agekamaboko" at a place called Kamae.
Ah, this is what I imagined the taste of soy sauce would be like.
Huh? It's kind of... lonely.
Why is it so lonely?
I don't think it was supposed to be like this.
It's good for sarcasm, too.
Why is he sleeping?
No, it's fine. It's fun for one person.
It's fun, but...
It's fun for two people.
It's fun for two people because the food is good, too.
All gold.
That's amazing.
All of the suits go into the goal.
All gold.
I'm going to check it out.
There were two golds I liked, so I bought them.
First one.
It's in this cute box.
I'm going to activate it.
It's working!
This is it.
It's working!
This is good, right? It's from "Toy Story".
"You Are My Friend's Gold".
And another one.
Another one is this one.
I'm going to activate it.
♪ Sazae-san, everyone is happy ♪
Sazae-san is singing "cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha" in this slow motion, isn't it strange?
I send only one information to the bugs on a regular basis, but I dare not contact them.
Well, it's already 5:30.
The hotel is in Sapporo, so I'm going to Sapporo and eat a delicious meal.
I feel like Otaru has already been around.
Thank you very much.
Well, I'm going to...
Wait a minute.
What? What? What?
I thought you were going to Otaru Unga.
What?
Could it be that this person is...
Yoisho.
Oh, you're taking off your jacket.
I'm taking off my jacket.
You look like you're wearing a jacket.
What?
Oh, it's closed.
What?
Thank you for your time!
It's too late!
Oh, you can raise your head.
I did it.
No, I'm really sorry.
No, it's the other way around.
If I did this, I wouldn't be able to laugh.
I'm sorry for what I've done.
It's my one-man trip video so far.
I want you to look forward to it from now on.
You bastard!
I'm sorry.
It's reflected in the mirror.
We've arrived in Hungary.
I couldn't come to Sibiu last year, but I came here for a trip last year.
At that time, I didn't take a video because it was completely private.
Oh, I see.
Is it here?
It looks like it.
Is it like this?
What do you think?
It's a river.
I don't think it makes much sense if you don't come at night.
What's there at night?
Daytime and light.
Where?
It's scary.
It shines.
It shines everywhere.
That's true.
I want you to do a Hungarian gag.
Please forgive me.
I've put Hungarian on the screen, so I want to go to Sibiu as soon as possible.
Hey!
Shall we go to Sapporo? Let's move.
What is Hungary?
Where is it?
Oh, there it is.
Oh, I found it.
Now, I'd like to go to Sapporo driving a Mustang, which is said to be the worst driver in the world.
My feet stink!
Shut up!
I'm surprised!
There's something wrong with this car design.
OK.
Shall we go to Sapporo?
All right.
Let's go.
6:46 pm.
Broadcasting from the TV tower in Sapporo.
Simply speaking, the most attractive thing in Hokkaido is rice, isn't it?
That's right.
We can only stay one night in Sapporo.
We have no choice but to move forward.
We're on a diet, but we eat while talking about food.
That's the best sightseeing.
As a courtesy, shall we say that Sapporo is a clock tower?
By the way, we are at this age, so we have been to a clock tower, but who said this place was a clock tower?
I'm more disappointed than Omar Lyon.
Omar Lyon is also disappointed, isn't it?
Omar Lyon is surprisingly disappointed.
How is it?
It's small!
Oh, is that so?
It's hard to come to Hokkaido, so I'd like to take a picture of it for those who called me.
Listen, Shibai-san.
Yes.
It's Sapporo!
This is it!
Wow, it's crazy.
It's been a while since I went on a goods tour.
How many years has it been? Has it been three years?
Something like that.
What's that? It says "free guide to Suzuki".
It seems like they will guide you for free.
What do you mean by "free guide"?
If it's free, we have no choice but to go.
Like seafood?
Yeah, let's go there first.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
It's closed there!
Don't stand out!
What? If you only take pictures, you'll stand out.
Shouldn't you change it to some extent?
It doesn't make sense.
Then, is this better?
No, no.
This is the worst.
Dad?
It's you, isn't it?
Well...
How many times do we have to do it?
Let's do it.
One, two...
It's small!
Yeah, it's small.
It's small.
It doesn't matter if there are more people, does it?
That's true.
I thought there would be some tourists, but there aren't any at all.
We've come to a Jingisukan shop.
I've been to this Jingisukan shop before.
I came here for a goods tour and it was really delicious.
It's not a private place or anything like that, so I don't turn the camera around that much.
Cheers!
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm not tired at all.
It's Jingisukan.
Jing! Jing! Jingisukan!
Go away!
I can't get enough of this.
You're good!
Thank you for your hard work for the whole day.
You're the only one who doesn't drink much.
I have everything I need, so please drink up.
I'll drink a lot of alcohol and act like an idiot.
If you look at me and Shiba Inu like this, you'll probably get serious.
That's not true.
We're not talking about serious things.
That's right.
We're talking about real YouTube stuff.
Well, we don't have many other customers, so we can't turn the camera all the time, so this place is like this.
It was delicious.
It was delicious. Genghis Khan. It was really delicious.
Unlike beef, there was something different about it.
Let's go to the second store.
You're drinking right now, aren't you?
I drank two beers.
You drank two beers.
You can't drink like this.
There's a limit to showing off.
Hey, hide it.
A lot of girls are posing with their eyes.
No, we're not that kind of unscrupulous channel.
You don't say that.
Yes.
No, no, no, it's too early, it's too early.
Yes, I'm thinking of going to a fish market where you can eat seafood, but I'm thinking of walking around and finding it.
Don't you eat soap bubbles and seafood?
What is it?
Look, there's something like pururu health purupuru and purupuru white fish you can eat.
Is there a fish called salmonsa?
Puchopochoboing, purupuru, swordfish, love ink, piyoko, maid mail.
It's an insult building.
Isn't this building amazing?
I'm sure many men have challenged themselves at this moment.
It's amazing.
This kind of building is quite old-fashioned and it's a bit of a pain in the ass.
It's like you're being stripped of your right hand if you do it too openly.
Evil people are not evil people.
Yes, yes, yes, this place is about to turn over.
This is amazing.
It's been a while since we've had a building like this.
Girl, can you start over?
This is a culture shock.
Yes, it is.
Well, we're not going to eat girls, we're going to eat rice.
Susukino Off-kai is starting.
Susukino Off-kai.
The sound of words is bad.
Well, we can't do much off-kai, so let's shoot as much as we can.
Yes, thank you very much.
Mosaic, mosaic.
Everyone is mosaic.
Thank you.
Well, I don't want you to get too crowded, so I'm going to put on a mask.
What is this mask?
Don't you know, Pitta mask?
What is this?
It came out, Nikka.
This is it, yes.
It's Sapporo.
Exactly.
Oh, it looks delicious.
It's more delicious than I thought.
Overwhelmingly.
Oh, that girl.
There are crabs, too.
Thank you for this.
Wow, I'm so happy to eat this.
The groove is amazing.
Since we're in Hokkaido, we have to eat the squid with salt first.
I'll have this with salt first.
And it's Hokkaido to eat this with potatoes.
Oh, it's so delicious that my eyes are getting smaller.
My eyes are getting smaller.
Oh, this didn't work out a little.
Oh, wow, it's a large amount of fish.
It's a large amount of fish.
Oh, I'm eating everything.
It's delicious.
I wonder which one I should eat.
Instead of shrimp, I'll eat this white one.
This is like a thin slice of radish.
No, no, it's definitely different.
Oh, it's delicious.
Oh, it looks delicious.
It's like a shimeru wine.
Oh, is this alcohol?
This is Hokkaido white wine.
It looks delicious.
This is like a thin slice of radish.
I'll eat this like a thin slice of radish.
And then I'll have a little white wine.
Oh, I'm getting drunk. Oh, my God.
What?
Oh, my God.
This is your wine!
No, it's not. Shibuya said he wanted to go to the pool because he was drunk.
No, I didn't say that!
Then I ate sashimi.
After all, this red tuna is also delicious.
It's really delicious.
The taste and acidity are completely different.
I'm late for work.
No, I usually drink this.
No, Shibuya also has to drink this and finish it.
This person is amazing.
He's a very lively person.
And this white wine is also delicious in Hokkaido.
And I don't usually eat this green fish.
It looks like a squid.
Itadakimasu!
Let's eat!
This is a real jewel.
I'm sick now and I'm in trouble.
Me too.
This is also white wine!
You're a drinker!
The music in the store was good.
It overflowed.
It was very delicious.
It's very delicious in Taishu Izakaya and Hokkaido.
It's really delicious.
The quality of the food is high.
We all want to go there.
We went on a trip last year in Hokkaido.
I thought it would be nice to go to Hokkaido again this year.
Me too.
This is the end of our trip.
I'm going back to my hotel.
Please take your time.
What?
I'm going back by taxi.
There is a hotel in Susukino. Please be careful.
Take a good look around you.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm sorry for being late this time.
It was a very good trip.
You!
Take only good things!
Eat delicious food and go home tomorrow.
Don't get drunk and miss the plane.
It's okay because it's the end of the trip.
Your partner may get angry at you.
If you make a mistake other than acting, please take your time.
If it's not me, I'll be angry.
You don't have to be angry.
It was a fun trip.
Our trip in Hokkaido has come to an end.
I'm going back to Susukino.
Have a good trip.
I'm not drunk.
I'm not really going.
Why do you look like you're really going?
You!